小编导读：朋友圈和社交头条突然被一个热门话题屠榜了，大家纷纷加入了这个#男朋友觉得你的化妆品多少钱# 各种对话笑到你肝颤：我们拿血汗钱换，他们当便宜货猜==画风什么的，你们先感受一下：

　　尼玛不懂大牌不识好货也就算了，连啥东西都猜不出来真是要给跪了……不过也有围观群众说了，这是新时代花式秀恩爱的新招数，你们这些单身狗连笑的资格都没有!

　　不懂化妆品的各位，英语君要开始放大招给你们科普了!各种化妆品英文都怎么说?

　　英语君还听说，只有常化妆的妹子才能get这19个词汇的精髓所在，你看看你懂几个?

　　1. Naked

　　1、裸色系

　　What everyone else thinks it means: Not wearing any clothes.

　　别人认为它的意思是：一丝不挂。

　　What it really means: The palette you're willing to spend your rent on.

　　实际上的意思是：你愿意花上房租钱买的眼影盘。

　　2. Crease

　　2、眼影妆

　　What everyone else thinks it means: A fold pressed into your pants by the dry cleaner.

　　别人认为它的意思是：干洗店员工弄到你裤子上的折痕。

　　What it really means: Where you apply your darkest eyeshadow for a true "Bitch, I'm fabulous" look.

　　实际上的意思是：你用颜色最深的眼影打造的一副“小婊砸，我可美着呢”的腹黑妆。

　　3. Waterline

　　3、水线

　　What everyone else thinks it means: A pipe that carries water.

　　别人认为它的意思是：输水的管道。

　　What it really means: The fleshy pink area lining your eyelids, and the most dangerous place to put that $20 Smashbox liner you just spent your Sephora reward on.

　　实际上的意思是：眼睑处画眼线的肉粉色区域，是你用丝芙兰奖励买下的二十美元Smashbox牌眼线笔化眼妆时最危险的部位。

　　4. Highlighter

　　4、提亮笔

　　What everyone else thinks it means: A writing utensil used for marking important passages of text.

　　别人认为它的意思是：用来标识出重要文章段落的写作工具。

　　What it really means: A magical sparkly elixir applied to the lips, nose, and cheekbones that makes you look like you… if you were half unicorn.

　　实际上的意思是：一支用来画嘴唇、鼻子和颧骨的神奇彩妆，让你看起来是你……仿佛你有独角兽的血统。

　　5. Shade

　　5、色系

　　What everyone else thinks it means: Blatant and also sometimes, somehow, simultaneously low key rudeness to another person.

　　别人认为它的意思是：公然的、有时可能对别人来说比较隐晦的粗暴行为。

　　What it really means: The almost imperceptibly slight difference between the 600 lipsticks in my drawer.

　　实际上的意思是：在我的抽屉里颜色差小到可以忽略的600支口红。

　　6. Baking

　　6、定妆

　　What everyone else thinks it means: The process of making cookies, cakes, and pastries.

　　别人认为它的意思是：做饼干、蛋糕、或点心的过程。

　　What it really means: The process of letting makeup settle on one’s face for an extended period of time, making fine lines into skin that would make a baby's ass jealous.

　　实际上的意思是：脸部定妆的过程(时间超长)，使皮肤呈现出优美的线条，其效果让婴儿的嫩屁屁也相形见绌。

　　7. Strobe

　　7、提亮

　　What everyone else thinks it means: A blinky light that makes EDM fans happy.

　　别人认为它的意思是：让电子舞曲迷们嗨起来的闪光灯。

　　What it really means: The process of highlighting one’s whole damn face that makes lazy former contourers happy.

　　实际上的意思是：提亮肤色的过程，能让先前慵懒的脸色变得富有生机活力。

　　8. Thread

　　8、挑眉线

　　What everyone else thinks it means: The strings of fibers that hold your clothes together.

　　别人认为它的意思是：将衣服连接为一个整体的纤维线绳。

　　What it really means: The strings of fibers that keep your brows apart.

　　实际上的意思是：挑眉毛的线绳。