威廉王子访华的行程单?喂，真的有人关心吗?大家关心的重点完全不对好吗!已经全民都成段子手的节奏了。先来看看重点关心的都是些什么——

　　@爱二伦的爪米拿个总督奖给你瞧瞧：Three things: 1. Please bring Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston with you. 2. Please try Bawang Shampoo, duang you will get shining hair.[doge] 3. Please tell Steven Moffat if he doesn't release Sherlock 4 as soon as possible we will burn his heart out of him

　　总结：三件事：第一，请带卷福和抖森随行;第二，霸王防脱~duang~发际线不再烦恼;第三，请催一催魔法特赶紧写神夏4……

　　March 2

　　Prince William launches Chinese visit by painting patriotic cartoon character Shaun the Sheep.

　　威廉王子的中国行以给这只爱国卡通小羊肖恩点了个眼睛，拉开了帷幕。

　　@sweetooth：哪里看出威廉旁边是只羊了啊!我以为是辆电动车呢!