幽默儿童英语故事推荐(一)
新东方网整理2021-04-24 23:07
Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything -- noise, spray, cats -- nothing seems to scare them away."
南方的三位牧师在一家小餐厅吃中餐。一位牧师说,“你们知道吗,入夏以来,我教堂的阁楼一直倍受蝙蝠的骚扰。我试遍了所有方法——制造噪音,喷杀虫剂,放猫——没有一个方法能把它们吓走。”
Another said, "Yes, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've been had the place fumigated, and they still won't go away."
另一位牧师说,“是的,我也是一样的。在我的钟楼和阁楼也有好几百只。我已经将那儿熏蒸了个遍,但还是没有将它们赶走。
The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... haven't seen one back since!"
第三位牧师说道,“我把我那里的蝙蝠都洗礼了,让它们成为了教堂的成员...不过,自那以后就没看见一只来过!”
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