雾霾的段子：

　　但是无论怎样艰难的时刻，我们都要有一颗苦中作乐的心——面对雾霾，段子手还是一如既往的敬业!

　　1. 真正的勇士直面雾霾

　　2. 雾霾表情包上线

　　3. 今日不适合下凡

　　4. 记者也加入调侃的队伍

　　《财富杂志》一本正经的翻译咱们的吐槽：

　　In Beijing,online posters seem to be taking it in cynical stride. One Weibo user said she was listening to the local radio station when a man called and said the smog outside was so serious he couldn’t see the traffic lights. He had already driven through six red lights.

　　在北京，网友的各种“吐槽”则更是一针见血。一位微博用户表示，她听到一名男士连线当地之声，说雾霾太大，他看不清红绿灯，已经闯了6个红灯了。

　　“What I’m going to do?” he asked. The host reassured him and told him not to worry: Considering the density of the fog, traffic cameras and policemen couldn’t see him.

　　“我该怎么办?”该男子问道。之声主持人安慰他，让他别担心。这么大的雾，摄像头和交警应该都看不清他。