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今日名人
Richard St. John
Ze Frank rose to fame on a viral video — in 2001! He has been making online comedy, web toys and massively shared experiences (like the addictive Young Me Now Me) ever since.
Why you should listen
Ever since his "How to Dance Properly" viral video -- born as a party invite for 17 friends -- hit the Web in 2001, Ze Frank has been making people giggle, guffaw and gasp out loud whilst procrastinating at work. He defines, in many ways, the genre of online comedy, and continues to innovate madly on the form.
In 2006 he launched a year-long daily video blog called The Show with Ze Frank, which Slate.com called "the best sustained comedy run in the history of the Web." His rapid-fire delivery and absurd explorations in audience participation (like Earth Sandwich) has influenced a generation of digital native YouTubers. Perhap his most brilliant move: calling on fans to write the show for him. Using collaborative tools, online viewers collectively put words in his mouth (and props in his lap); he faithfully performed this wiki-comedy each week for his "Fabuloso Friday" show.
In 2008, along with Erik Kastner, Frank launched Colowars, the first massively multiplayer game on Twitter, which featured two months of sponsored online events and competitions. Recently he has worked with his audience to create a series of projects based on shared emotions such as pain, fear and the pang of nostalgia. Frank works as a consultant to range of industries on audience engagement and is a public speaker on the subject of the virtual life.
In 2012 he returned to the internet airwaves with "A Show." About which a MetaFiltercommenter wrote:
If this were a cult, I would join.
If this were a religion, I would attend services.
If this were a band, I would not torrent the albums, but buy them, full price, from a local independent record store.
If this were a telethon, I would buy multiple tote bags.
Welcome back, Ze.
新SAT必读演讲:Ze Frank: Are you human?英语字幕
00:11
(Music) This is the human test, a test to see if you are a human. Please raise your hand if something applies to you. Are we agreed? Yes? Then let's begin.
00:28
Have you ever eaten a booger long past your childhood? (Laughter) It's okay, it's safe here.
00:39
Have you ever made a small, weird sound when you remembered something embarrassing?
00:48
Have you ever purposely lowercased the first letter of a text in order to come across as sad or disappointed? (Laughter) Okay.
01:01
Have you ever ended a text with a period as a sign of aggression? Okay. Period.
01:10
Have you ever laughed or smiled when someone said something shitty to you and then spent the rest of the day wondering why you reacted that way? Yes.
01:23
Have you ever seemed to lose your airplane ticket a thousand times as you walked from the check-in to the gate? Yes.
01:33
Have you ever put on a pair of pants and then much later realized that there was a loose sock smushed up against your thigh? (Laughter) Good.
01:44
Have you ever tried to guess someone else's password so many times that it locked their account?Mmm.
01:53
Have you ever had a nagging feeling that one day you will be discovered as a fraud? Yes, it's safe here.
02:04
Have you ever hoped that there was some ability you hadn't discovered yet that you were just naturally great at? Mmm.
02:14
Have you ever broken something in real life, and then found yourself looking for an "undo" button in real life?
02:24
Have you ever misplaced your TED badge and then immediately started imagining what a three-day Vancouver vacation might look like?
02:34
Have you ever marveled at how someone you thought was so ordinary could suddenly become so beautiful?
02:43
Have you ever stared at your phone smiling like an idiot while texting with someone? Have you ever subsequently texted that person the phrase "I'm staring at the phone smiling like an idiot"?
03:00
Have you ever been tempted to, and then gave in to the temptation, of looking through someone else's phone?
03:08
Have you ever had a conversation with yourself and then suddenly realized you're a real asshole to yourself?
03:15
(Laughter)
03:17
Has your phone ever run out of battery in the middle of an argument, and it sort of felt like the phonewas breaking up with both of you?
03:28
Have you ever thought that working on an issue between you was futile because it should just be easier than this, or this is supposed to happen just naturally? Have you ever realized that very little, in the long run, just happens naturally?
03:46
Have you ever woken up blissfully and suddenly been flooded by the awful remembrance that someone had left you?
03:56
Have you ever lost the ability to imagine a future without a person that no longer was in your life? Have you ever looked back on that event with the sad smile of autumn and the realization that futures will happen regardless?
04:15
Congratulations. You have now completed the test. You are all human.
04:23
(Applause)
参考翻译
00:11
(音乐)这是一个关于人的测验 来检验你是否是人类 如果你曾经做过这些就你请举起手 我们都一致同意,对吧? 那我们就开始吧。
00:28
你们曾经吃过鼻屎吗? 在很久以前的童年? (笑声) 没关系,在这儿说很安全。
00:39
当你记起某件尴尬事儿的时候, 你曾经发出过很小的又很奇怪的声音吗?
00:48
你曾经有意地 把正文的第一字母小写 为了去表现出伤心或者是失望吗? (笑声) 好吧。
01:01
你曾经用过“句号”去结束一个短信以示一种强势感? 好吧。(句号)
01:10
你曾经用过大笑或微笑 去回应有些人对你说过的侮辱的话 然后在那一天接下来的时间内 都在想为什么自己会那样表现? 是的。
01:23
你有没有好像 觉得从办理登记手续到登机前 机票丢失了千万遍 是的。
01:33
你有没有曾经穿上一条裤子 之后才发现有一只 袜子松团地贴着你的大腿 (笑声) 很好。
01:44
你曾经有试着去猜测别人的密码吗? 你试了太多次以至于把别人的账户给锁住了。 嗯
01:53
你曾经有没有一种很不安的感觉 觉得某一天人们会发现你是一个骗子? 当然,这里很安全。
02:04
你是否希望自己 有着一种尚未被发现的才能 是你特有的天赋 嗯。
02:14
你有没有曾经在现实生活中搞砸了什么 然后发现你自己 在现实现实生活中寻找复原 的按钮?
02:24
你有没有曾经放错了你的TED标牌 然后马上开始想象 一次三天的温哥华度假是什么样的?
02:32
你有没有感到过很吃惊 当看到某个你认为长相很普通人 可以突然变得很漂亮?
02:43
你有没有曾经盯着你的手机 像一个傻瓜一样地笑着给某人发短信? 随后你给那人发短信的 句子是“我像个傻瓜一样, 盯着手机微笑”。
03:00
你有过曾经受到诱惑去做什么, 而结果就是被诱惑了, 比如偷窥别人的手机?
03:08
你曾经有没有自己跟自己对话 然后突然发现 你对自己来说简直像一个混蛋?
03:15
(笑声)
03:17
你的手机是否曾经在 你跟人激辩时没了电 感觉好像这个手机决定 跟你们两个都要断绝关系一样
03:28
你有没有曾经想过 努力去解决你们之间的问题但是并无效果 因为它应该比这要简单, 或者说它本应该顺其自然地发生? 你有没有意识到从长远来看,很小的事情 都是自然而然发生的?
03:46
你有没有曾经特别幸福地醒来 却突然被悲伤的记忆给淹没 某个人已经离你远去了?
03:56
你有没有曾经失去了某种能力 去想象未来如果没有这个人 在你的人生中会怎样? 你有没有曾经回头去看某件事 带着一种疲惫的伤感的笑容 然后发现不管怎样 该来的依然会来?
04:15
恭喜你。 你现在已经完成这个测试 你是一个完完全全的人。
04:23
(鼓掌)