The Picky Bitch

　　矜持的碧池

　　You are the bomb so, of course, it takes an extraordinary man to capture your attention. If he doesn’t check all the boxes on your ever-growing list, you can’t be bothered.

　　你的战斗力很高，所以一般的男人是入不了你的法眼的。你的择偶标准一直在变高，而如果一个男人不能满足你现在的所有要求，你连看都不想看他一眼。

　　Your friends say you’re being too selective but you disagree — you just have standards. You know what you want and you’re going to wait until he comes along.

　　你的朋友都说你太挑了，但你并不这么想，你只是有底线而已。你知道自己想要什么，而且你愿意等着那个真正对的人到来。

　　If you’re her, remember: Love is an adventure — it’s unpredictable — so there’s a huge chance that the person who knocks your socks off won’t be anything like what you imagined. Toss that list and take every guy on a case-by-case basis.

　　如果你是这样的女生，请记住：恋爱是一场冒险，它是无法预测的，所以那个让你心动的人很可能并不完全是你想象中的样子。先把你那一长串择偶标准搁在一边吧，对于每个男生都应该具体问题具体分析。

　　If you don’t, you could miss out on some amazing experiences, lessons and the guy of your dreams.

　　如果你不这么做的话，你可能会错过很多美妙的人生体验，你学到的东西也会更少，更不用谈遇上自己的梦中情人了。

　　The Serial Dater.

　　约会狂

　　It’s not that hard to find a guy. Maybe not for you because, well, you like everyone.

　　找个男朋友并不难。可能至少对你来说不难，毕竟你几乎对所有人都有点好感。

　　That guy who’s totally boring? At least he has a good job. That guy who’s not smart at all? At least he’s fun.

　　这个男生挺无聊的，但他工作不错。那个男生好像不怎么聪明，但他挺有意思。

　　Your friends think it’s weird that you don’t have a type and accuse you of not having standards but you don’t care — as far as you’re concerned, they’re just jealous because you’re always with someone.

　　你的朋友觉得你这样很奇怪，他们觉得你的要求太低了，但你并不在乎;在你看来，她们只是嫉妒你而已，因为你身边总有人跟着。

　　If you’re her, remember: Being open is great but being so open that you’re always taken isn’t healthy. It’s important to take some time for yourself in between relationships to reflect on what you need and really want — we bet you’ll suddenly become more picky.

　　如果你是这样的女生，请记住：心态开放是挺不错，但太开放也不好。在两段恋情之间还是给自己留点时间比较好，你需要用这段时间来想想自己到底需要什么、想要什么。然后总有那么一天，你会发现自己变成一个有要求的人了。